Fresh Buffalo burger coming right up

This can only end badly.

Hide and get eaten,

It's only a matter of time mousey...

Civil Rights

'Nuff Said

Living where this is even possible...

If I lived anywhere near where an ice storm like this is possible, i'd have to consider wrist slitting

Dirty, Kinky, Naughty Luvin'

Big Fist Size Diamonds

Something for everyone....

Two Hot Twins...

Because TWO hot chicks that want you, is always better than one.

Scarey Ass Ragedy Ghost Twins From The Shining.

I don't know what's scarier: The Ghosts or the Wallpaper

And for President I still...

Nuff said.

Amy Winehouse again.

Because other than the beehive, crack use, horrible teeth, cocaine, horrid teeth, skin and bones, teeth, and rehab stints? Back in the day, Amy could have gotten it. Today? not so much.

Osama Bin Laden

Jenna Jameson

to

What happened, Jenna? How did you go from HOT to NOT AT ALL?

Alligators knocking on my door..

Because when i go to open my door, I don't expect a damn prehistoric reptile to be on the other side

Grease!

Scary-ass felines from Stephen King movies

Whitney Houston

to

Peanuts

Sometimes you feel like a nut ...

Amy Winehouse...

I think the pic says it all...

Humongoid Breasts

I used to say there was no such thing as too much boob. That was before I saw Mungo here try to stuff extra large boobs in a small car.

Obama

For president

High Interest Rates

Because there is nothing sweet about a home that is worth less than you owe on it.

The Cost of Going From Point A to B

It should not cost more to get to prostitute than it does to pay her.

Bush

Thank goodness for the 2-term maximum.

Recession

Because watching my investments shrink even thought I haven't spent a damn cent, sucks.